If you even think about asking Harry Potter for an autograph, your day ends right now.
Jasper FfordeIt wasnโt going to be hardโฆit was going to be impossible. It wouldnโt deter me. I'd done impossible things several times in the past, and the prospect didnโt scare me as much as it used to.
Jasper FfordeIf the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher. Overlong, detailed to the point of distraction-and ultimately, without a major resolution.
Jasper FfordeDon't ever call me mad, Mycroft. I'm not mad. I'm just ... well, differently moraled, that's all.
Jasper FfordeWhenever I'm giving talks, I always ask people to think of the most obscure questions because I enjoy those the most. I always get the same questions: Why does Pickwick say "plock" and will there be a movie? I like the really obscure questions because there's so much in the books. There are tons and tons of references and I like when people get the little ones and ask me about them. It's good for the audience [and also] they realize there's more there.
Jasper Fforde