For every expert there is an equal and opposite expert.

There's something rotten in the state of Denmark, and Hamlet says...it's payback time!

Mr. Pewter led them through to a library, filled with thousands of antiquarian books. 'Impressive, eh?' 'Very,' said Jack. 'How did you amass all these?' 'Well,' said Pewter, 'You know the person who always borrows books and never gives them back?' 'Yes...?' 'I'm that person.

A good butler should save his employer's life at least once a day.

Mr. McGregor's a nasty piece of work, isn't he? Quite the Darth Vader of children's literature.

Agents and publishers only want one thing - good writing.

If only life were that simple; if one could jump to the good parts and flick through the bad.