America needs ObamaCare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.

They say if the warming trend continues, by 2015 Hillary Clinton might actually thaw out.

The Obama administration has revealed the size of America's nuclear arsenal. We have 1,000 warheads aimed at China, 1,000 aimed at Russia, and the rest aimed at Fox News.

My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic?

We're fighting three wars now. Imagine how many we'd be fighting if President Obama hadn't won the Nobel Peace Prize.

Some members of Congress now are complaining they are underpaid. They want to propose a pay raise. You can't blame them. A lot of them took a big income hit when Enron folded.

President Bush listed his income as $822,000. You know what John Kerry calls someone who earns $822,000? Not even worth dating.