America needs ObamaCare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.

President Obama met with leaders of the American Indian tribes and they honored the president by giving him his own Indian name: Running Deficits.

Courtney Love said she once escorted Kerry to a concert. John Kerry once went out with Courtney Love and he's questioning Bush's judgment.

President Bush said the other day the war is not about timetables. It's about winning. Hey, it worked in Florida.

If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.

George W. Bush says he spends sixty to ninety minutes a day working out. He says he works out because it clears his mind. Sometimes just a little too much.

The Flinstones wore furs, they ate red meat, and had a stoneage philosophy. In fact, they were the first Republicans.