America needs ObamaCare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.

President Bush says he has just one question for the American voters, 'Is the rich person you're working for better off now than they were four years ago?'

Mitt Romney is predicting that as president, he will create 12 million jobs in his first term. Well, President Obama says a Romney presidency would result in lost jobs. Yeah, his and Biden's.

That American Taliban kid Johnny Walker was indicted today. Ten counts of terrorism. He could get 5 life sentences. In Taliban terms, that's 360 virgins.

President Bush's campaign is now attacking John Kerry for throwing away some of his medals to protest the Vietnam War. Bush did not have any medals to throw away, but in his defense he did have all his services records thrown out.

It's always bad news when you kill your date

Rick Perry has made so many gaffes lately, it is hard to tell if he's running against President Obama or Joe Biden.