Yesterday morning Facebook was temporarily offline, leaving millions of workers unable to do anything except their jobs.

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada."

President Obama met with leaders of the American Indian tribes and they honored the president by giving him his own Indian name: Running Deficits.

You know what's sad about this? Not the gambling, but the best way to reach college athletes is the Cartoon Network.

Mitt Romney has a new fundraising gimmick. If you donate $3 or more to his campaign, your name will be entered into a drawing to win a dinner with Mitt Romney and Donald Trump. If you donate more than $10, you get to sit at a different table.

Last night, we had the first gubernatorial debate. Some people are criticizing Schwarzenegger for not going. They say Arnold goes around telling people he cares, everything is going to be great, forget about everything he did in the '70s. Hey, it worked for George Bush.

65% of people say that cheating on your income tax is worse than cheating on your spouse. The other 35% were women.