Yesterday Gary Condit spent the whole day attending an agricultural meeting. Boy, that's when you know a congressman's in real trouble: when he spends the whole day actually working.

Here is a very inexpensive costume idea. Wear a re-elect Obama button and go out as a journalist.

First there's the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring... soon after... comes Suffer...ring!

Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld said this week there's a good chance we never get bin Laden. bin Laden! We couldn't even get O.J.!

The White House says that the unemployment rate is good news because it means more people are looking for jobs. More good news like that, and everyone at the White House will be looking for jobs.

American forces in Iraq found $650 million in American cash sealed in a hidden cottage. See, this is why President Bush wants to invade Iraq, the whole place is oil and cash. It's like Republican Disneyland.

Rick Perry has made so many gaffes lately, it is hard to tell if he's running against President Obama or Joe Biden.