Financial experts are saying we are entering a new chapter in the American economy. I believe it's Chapter 11.

General Colin Powell shocked a lot of people in Washington by speaking out against President Bush's policies, saying that the world is beginning to doubt the moral basis of our fight against terrorism. That's what I think he said - it was hard to hear him because he was being hustled out of the room to his cell in Guantanamo Bay.

Scientists think they can now clone an all-white zebra. Now, I'm no expert, but isn't that a horse?

Obama called on Americans to have more grandchildren. Probably so there's more of them to pay off our debt.

The big question now is who will take power in Afghanistan once the Taliban is defeated. I was thinking, how about Al Gore? He's not doing anything, he needs a job, and he's already got the beard.

Financial experts are saying we are entering a new chapter in the American economy. I believe it's Chapter 11.

Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry came down pretty hard on fellow candidate Howard Dean this weekend. After Dean misspoke several times, Kerry said you can't misspeak 15 times in a week and be president. And Bush said, 'You can't'?