According to Kim Jong-Il's biography, they say he has been constantly accused of dishonesty, drunkenness and sexual excess. So if he lived here, he could be in Congress.
Jay LenoSome sad news, President Bush's lapdog passed away. Gee, I didn't even know Tony Blair was sick?
Jay LenoA survey asked married women when they most want to have sex. 84 per cent of them said right after their husband is finished.
Jay LenoWhen you work with your hands, you learn to appreciate how easy it is to earn money talking.
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