Financial experts are saying we are entering a new chapter in the American economy. I believe it's Chapter 11.

Diet Coke with lemon - didn't that used to be called Pledge?

President Bush said he was 'troubled' by gay people getting married in San Francisco. He said on important issues like this the people should make the decision, not judges. Unless of course we're choosing a president, then he prefers judges.

In a new issue of Esquire magazine, they revealed that before he was married to Teresa Heinz, Senator John Kerry dated Morgan Fairchild, Michelle Phillips, Catherine Oxenberg and Dana Delany. Finally a Democratic presidential candidate with good taste in women.

Wasn't it thrilling when the U.S. Women's team took home the gold in gymnastics? A group of American teenagers getting a higher score than Chinese kids? That never happens.

65% of people say that cheating on your income tax is worse than cheating on your spouse. The other 35% were women.

Michael Jackson has a new baby boy; no word yet who the father is.