John Kerry went hunting today. He said he killed a goose. He didn't bring Teresa along because he was a little rusty and he was afraid he might kill the goose that laid the golden egg.
Jay LenoSome sad news, President Bush's lapdog passed away. Gee, I didn't even know Tony Blair was sick?
Jay LenoThe price of oil is rising because of all the unrest in the Middle East. And the unrest in Wisconsin is causing the price of cheese to go through the roof.
Jay Leno50% of Americas population spends less than 10 dollars a month on romance. You know what we call these people? Men!
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