President Bush was in Los Angeles yesterday where he announced his new campaign theme - โSafer, Stronger, and Tested.โ Isn't that a condom ad?
Jay LenoThey had so much rain in New York that a lot of the cabbies had their first shower in years.
Jay LenoPresident Bush earned $400,000 for his job as president last year. That's not really that much for being president when you think about it. But President Bush, he doesn't do it for the money, he does it for the eight months of vacation every year.
Jay LenoIn People magazine, Madonna said her life has been exhausting since she started her world tour. She said there isn't a second of her life that isn't taken up looking after her family or thinking of her show - her day is filled with problems of work and family. Someone should tell her, everyone else calls that, life.
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