Do you know who will be in charge of health care? The IRS. You thought getting audited was bad? Wait until your next prostate exam.

Dean is a doctor but he acts more like a postal worker!

I went to see that movie 'From Hell,' or as Osama bin Laden calls it - 'Roots.'

Arnold said this is a last minute attack by Democrats. How did Arnold know to grope only Democrats?

Rick Perry has made so many gaffes lately, it is hard to tell if he's running against President Obama or Joe Biden.

You know what the bounty is on bin Laden? $25 million. It sounds like a lot until you realize the Texas Rangers paid $250 million to get Alex Rodriguez.

Martha Stewart was found guilty on all charges. You know what that means, stripes are in this year.