A German psychologist says that women talk more than men because they have a bigger vocabulary. But, it evens out because men only listen half the time.

There are reports on the news tonight that members of the Taliban feel persecuted and fear their own safety. So now they know what it is like to feel like a woman in their country.

I believe engineers will save the world.

Gary Condit is on the Congressional committee for Homeland Security. They make the guy responsible for Homeland Security who is the guy no one would feel secure going home with.

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.

Nancy Pelosi said that when it comes to cleaning up government, the Democrats have drained the swamp. The only problem with that is what's left after you drain the swamp: snakes everywhere.

How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to let their kids take a leak?