It's casual Friday, which means that at the White House, they're casually going through everybody's phone calls and records.

It looks like President Obama has a new campaign slogan: 'Yes I Did.'

Howard Dean was endorsed by Al Gore. Now, if Dean could get Gray Davis to campaign for him, that would put him over the top.

Do you realize that the Bush administration has now produced more gay marriages than jobs?

The New York Times has had fake stories. CBS has had fake stories. And now Newsweek had a fake story. You realize the only one that hasn't had to print a retraction is the National Inquirer

If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.

At Ken Lay's funeral service the minister compared him to Dr. Martin Luther King, Junior. The difference is Dr. King had a dream, Ken Lay had a scheme.