It's casual Friday, which means that at the White House, they're casually going through everybody's phone calls and records.

The circus doesn't stop. A federal appeals court has postponed the recall election. How stupid are we? Even our recalls get recalled.

Genetic scientists say that one day it will be possible to grow new body parts, like new breasts and new hands. It's going to be a huge moneymaker, because you know that as soon as women grow another breast, men will want another hand.

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree...and think 25 to life would be appropriate.

You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.

Kentucky Fried Chicken.. KFC... Keep Fooling Customers.

People want to say there isn't racial profiling at the airport, but let's be honest. If you first name is Mohammed, and your last name isn't Ali, leave a little extra time.