President Obama met with leaders of the American Indian tribes and they honored the president by giving him his own Indian name: Running Deficits.

Hillary Clinton is getting a little bit of controversy because she has the most expensive hometown office rent - over $500,000 a year. She's in a one-year lease in the office, as opposed to her marriage, which is on a month-to-month.

If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.

They say if the warming trend continues, by 2015 Hillary Clinton might actually thaw out.

You know what the bounty is on bin Laden? $25 million. It sounds like a lot until you realize the Texas Rangers paid $250 million to get Alex Rodriguez.

President Bush was in Los Angeles yesterday where he announced his new campaign theme - “Safer, Stronger, and Tested.” Isn't that a condom ad?

Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal.