President Obama met with leaders of the American Indian tribes and they honored the president by giving him his own Indian name: Running Deficits.

Show business is like Champagne. You'll appreciate it more if you don't drink it everyday

It looks like Rudy Giuliani is out of the race. Finally, a Republican with an exit strategy.

Rick Santorum is so conservative; he thinks KY Jelly is jam made in Kentucky.

Anyway, a spokesman for Barack Obama says the prisoners that are released from Guantanamo will either be sent back to their home countries or enter the New York City cab driver training program.

Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan, called him a war monger. Basically, the same thing you heard at last night's Democratic debate.

You know, it shows how old I am. I can remember the good old days when the president picked the Supreme Court justices instead of the other way around.