President Obama met with leaders of the American Indian tribes and they honored the president by giving him his own Indian name: Running Deficits.

Big scandal on the new 'Survivor' series. The white, the black and the Hispanic teams were caught cheating off the Asian team.

You've got Bush and Gore headed to the Supreme Court. You've got George W. Bush's intelligence will be pitted against Al Gore's honesty. This is more like a case for small claims court.

I've lost some weight. I am on that new Obama diet. Every day I let Vladimir Putin eat my lunch.

According to The New York Times, more than half of President Obama's Twitter followers are fake. They don't even exist. Which is actually a good thing because if they did exist there wouldn't be any jobs for them.

You know who Boehner is, right? He's that orange looking guy. See, for Republicans that counts as diversity.

There is a video out now on how to please men. Here's tip number 1: Just show up!