Rumors have restarted that the Republican ticket will not be Bush-Cheney. But today those rumors were put to rest when Cheney said, 'No, I'm keeping him on the ticket.'

Do you realize that the Bush administration has now produced more gay marriages than jobs?

Jesse Jackson was involved in a three-car crash this weekend. I understand that no one was hurt, but I understand that two of the women in the other cars are now pregnant.

Republicans are now saying that Dan Rather should lose his job because he misled the country with bogus information. Which is odd because the Democrats are saying the exact same thing about President Bush.

It's cold out. It's even cold in Florida. So cold today that Katherine Harris put on a third layer of makeup.

While President Bush was out of town Hillary Clinton stopped by the White House on Friday for an important meeting with her decorator.

More and more facts coming out about Osama bin Laden. You know, he never sleeps in the same place two nights in a row, just like Clinton.