Rumors have restarted that the Republican ticket will not be Bush-Cheney. But today those rumors were put to rest when Cheney said, 'No, I'm keeping him on the ticket.'

Playboy magazine is now doing a 'Women of Enron' pictorial spread. ... Apparently the only thing these women have left to shred is their dignity.

President Obama said he plans on training 10,000 new math and science teachers. How about teaching math to that economic team of his?

A dead body was discovered this week on the grounds of a country estate owned by Queen Elizabeth. The queen said today she hopes this serves as a reminder to anybody on her staff that there is a right way and a wrong way to polish sterling silver.

President Obama signed a bill preventing members of Congress from profiting from insider trading. Didn't you think that was already illegal?

The White House is now urging Americans not to 'read too much' into last week's jobs report. In fact, they said it would be best if you didn't read it at all.

A German psychologist says that women talk more than men because they have a bigger vocabulary. But, it evens out because men only listen half the time.