The Queen of England jumped out of a helicopter and parachuted into the stadium. What was even more amazing was when Prince Charles flew in using his ears as a hang glider.

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.

Some Democrats say the estimated $60 billion dollar cost of a war with Iraq could be better spent at home. When he heard that, President Bush agreed and announced plans to bomb Ohio.

More bad news for the Taliban. Remember how they are promised 72 virgins when they die? Turns out that it's only one 72-year-old virgin.

A new poll shows that Americans now believe that Bill Clinton is more honest than President Bush. At least when Clinton screwed the nation, he did it one person at a time.

While President Bush was out of town Hillary Clinton stopped by the White House on Friday for an important meeting with her decorator.