According to a new book coming out by a Pulitzer Prize-winning author, apparently when he was in high school, President Obama smoked large amounts of marijuana. You know what that means? He could be our first green president.

President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner played golf this weekend. Obama’s handicap is Joe Biden.

The big winner last night in New Hampshire - Senator John Kerry. He won 39 percent of the vote, which is pretty good, and begs the question, why the long face?

Jesse Jackson's in trouble. They're going after this tax thing. Jesse said he will amend his taxes to show the money that he paid to his mistress. See, he has just one mistress. Jesse uses the standard mistress deduction. As opposed to Clinton, who had to itemize.

It's cold out. It's even cold in Florida. So cold today that Katherine Harris put on a third layer of makeup.

Some sad news, President Bush's lapdog passed away. Gee, I didn't even know Tony Blair was sick?

I went to see that movie 'From Hell,' or as Osama bin Laden calls it - 'Roots.'