Tonight was the CNN primary debate with the four remaining candidates. It was kind of a change for Newt Gingrich. Usually when he's arguing with three people at once, it's his wife, his ex-wife, and his mistress.
Jay LenoPresident Obama has begun a three-state bus tour. I believe the three states are: Confusion, Delusion, and Desperation.
Jay LenoThe good news is, President Obama was born in America. The bad news is, so was Donald Trump.
Jay LenoWell, all across the country, this is kind of sad, unemployment offices are swamped with people waiting to file for unemployment insurance. It's gotten so bad that the offices are overwhelmed and can't function. I got an idea. Why don't you hire more people? They're right there in line. Speed this whole thing up!
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