According to the New York Daily News, Geraldo said he is now carrying a gun, and he will personally shoot Osama bin Laden if he finds him. If Osama also has a gun, this could work out okay.
Jay LenoPresident Obama’s approval ratings are so low now, Kenyans are accusing him of being born in the United States.
Jay LenoDonald Trump says that he will not run for president. You know why? He can't find his birth certificate.
Jay LenoThe FBI announced today that they are now looking for Osama bin Laden's financial adviser. You think this guy is in demand. How good can he be? his top client is living in a cave and driving a donkey. It doesn't sound like he is getting the best return on his investments to me.
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