Fox News has changed its slogan from 'Fair and Balanced' to 'See, I told you so!'

They say John Kerry is the first Democratic presidential candidate in history to raise $50 million in a three-month period. Actually, that's nothing. He once raised $500 million with two words: 'I do.'

A new study says that working fewer hours can slow global warming. So you know what that means? President Obama's economic policy is also his climate change policy.

The first lady said about her husband, 'I could take up a whole afternoon talking about his failures.' And today she was offered her own show on Fox News.

Rick Perry has made so many gaffes lately, it is hard to tell if he's running against President Obama or Joe Biden.

Did you see Walker's father? 'My son loves America.' Yeah, like O.J. loved his wife.

You know who Boehner is, right? He's that orange looking guy. See, for Republicans that counts as diversity.