Oscar nominations came out today. Up for best actor, Sean Penn for 'Mystic River,' Jude Law for 'Cold Mountain,' and of course, George W. Bush for 'Iraqi Weapons of Mass Destruction.'
Jay Leno50% of Americas population spends less than 10 dollars a month on romance. You know what we call these people? Men!
Jay LenoAnother air traffic controller fell asleep on the job, but he had a good excuse. He was watching President Obama’s deficit speech.
Jay LenoPresident Bush said it's now time for a change in Iraq and he wants them to have a Western-style democracy like ours. So right now in Iraq, the economy is collapsing, businessmen are corrupt, and Hussein wants his son to take over as president. Sounds like mission accomplished.
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