The Washington Bullets are changing their name. They don't want their team to be associated with crime. From now on, they'll just be known as the Bullets.

I've lost some weight. I am on that new Obama diet. Every day I let Vladimir Putin eat my lunch.

Gray Davis got some good news this week: the Clintons are out here in California campaigning for him. Actually, Hillary is campaigning for Davis, Bill is out here for Larry Flynt.

President Obama's re-election campaign said that this year they'll knock on 150 percent more doors than they did in 2008. Well, of course they will. They have to. There's so many foreclosures it's tough to tell where people live.

65% of people say that cheating on your income tax is worse than cheating on your spouse. The other 35% were women.

Actually, the University of California says they may start a marijuana research center. Really? I thought the University of California was a marijuana research center.

Yesterday, President-elect Barack Obama announced his new economic team. You know what he should do? Hire those people who were in charge of his fundraising campaign. We can pay this thing off in like a week.