I've lost some weight. I am on that new Obama diet. Every day I let Vladimir Putin eat my lunch.
Jay LenoItโs being reported that the economy lost 95,000 jobs in September. And thatโs just people leaving the White House.
Jay LenoYesterday, President-elect Barack Obama announced his new economic team. You know what he should do? Hire those people who were in charge of his fundraising campaign. We can pay this thing off in like a week.
Jay LenoToday the United States has admitted that after months and months of searching, we still have no idea where Osama bin Laden is. Osama bin Laden? We can't even find Kenneth Lay.
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