The Washington Bullets are changing their name. They don't want their team to be associated with crime. From now on, they'll just be known as the Bullets.

Anybody who gives their car to a valet isn't a car guy

Iraq began destroying those missiles they don't have over the weekend. See, President Bush may be the smartest military president in history. First, he gets Iraq to destroy all of their own weapons. Then he declares war.

President Bush has urged people to get back to normal and today Congress announced that they are accepting bribes again.

President Obama wants to raise taxes on the country's richest people. And you thought Donald Trump hated him before.

In a new issue of Esquire magazine, they revealed that before he was married to Teresa Heinz, Senator John Kerry dated Morgan Fairchild, Michelle Phillips, Catherine Oxenberg and Dana Delany. Finally a Democratic presidential candidate with good taste in women.

Enron is now officially out of the energy business. They are now in a new business: confetti.