Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton is now facing a kind of personal dilemma. She can't decide whether to drop the name Clinton from her name, or drop the name Rodham. They can't figure out which one is more embarrassing.

First there's the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring... soon after... comes Suffer...ring!

Thanksgiving, when the Indians said, "Well, this has been fun, but we know you have a long voyage back to England".

This problem with illegal immigration is nothing new. In fact, the Indians had a special name for it. They called it "white people."

Fox News has changed its slogan from 'Fair and Balanced' to 'See, I told you so!'

Ron Paul is in favor of letting states legalize marijuana, prostitution, and cocaine. So even if he doesn't win, that's going to be one heck of an election night party.

President Bush says he has just one question for the American voters, 'Is the rich person you're working for better off now than they were four years ago?'