I'm glad the government has shut down. Think about it, for the first time in years it's safe to talk on the phone and send emails without anybody listening in.

A German psychologist says that women talk more than men because they have a bigger vocabulary. But, it evens out because men only listen half the time.

Warren Buffett's company reportedly owes the IRS a billion dollars in back taxes. When he said he wasn't paying enough taxes, he wasn't kidding.

President Obama said he plans on training 10,000 new math and science teachers. How about teaching math to that economic team of his?

John Kerry accused President Bush of catering to the rich. You know, as opposed to John Kerry who just marries them.

Now, I have a Halloween mask I think you might get a kick out of. That's scary.

To give you an idea how bad the American economy is, Mexico is now calling for a fence along the border. Stay on your side!