With Halloween coming this weekend, they say not one person in the country is planning to dress up as Governor Sarah Palin. You know why? ... The costume costs $150,000.
Jay LenoThere's a new Osama bin Laden video. He's the only person that is looking thin during the holidays. How does he do it? I think he's going to Jenny Craig.
Jay LenoPresident Obama signed a bill preventing members of Congress from profiting from insider trading. Didn't you think that was already illegal?
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