Good news. President Bush is creating thousands of new jobs. Unfortunately, all of them are at the White House.

Con artists are using Obamacare confusion to sign people up for fake health insurance. The scammers lure victims with false promises like, 'If you like your healthcare plan, you can keep your healthcare plan.' The scammers will tell you that, so you have to be careful.

One thing about mildly dyslexic people - they're good at setting everything else aside to pursue one goal.

They had so much rain in New York that a lot of the cabbies had their first shower in years.

Well, the big story -- Hillary Clinton will be running for president in 2008. You know why I think she's running? I think she finally wants to see what it's like to sleep in the president's bed.

The worst thing about losing this job: I’m no longer covered by NBC. I have to sign up for ObamaCare.

A survey has shown that the average man has had sex in a car 15 times. Something to keep in mind next time you're looking for a used car.