I don’t like goodbyes, NBC does.

Know what the Taliban leaders like to do for fun? Just sit around and get bombed.

Experts are saying that President Bush's goal now is to politically humiliate Saddam Hussein. Why don't we just make him the next Democratic presidential nominee?

How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to let their kids take a leak?

Do you realize that the Bush administration has now produced more gay marriages than jobs?

Scientists in Australia are working on making biodegradable car parts out of hemp. This might get confusing. When someone says, roll up the window, they might mean, roll up the window!

As you know, several times, McCain talked about serving his country in Vietnam, which is a nice change after 16 years and two presidents who could never quite explain how they got out of serving their country in Vietnam.