9% would give up sex for the remote control. 91% has already given up sex for the remote control!
Jay LenoThe FDA is now warning people not to eat raw cookie dough this holiday season. Is that how fat we're getting in this country? Our ovens are too slow now?
Jay LenoPresident Obama’s approval ratings are so low now, Kenyans are accusing him of being born in the United States.
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