It’s being reported that the economy lost 95,000 jobs in September. And that’s just people leaving the White House.

Experts are saying that President Bush's goal now is to politically humiliate Saddam Hussein. Why don't we just make him the next Democratic presidential nominee?

Another air traffic controller fell asleep on the job, but he had a good excuse. He was watching President Obama’s deficit speech.

President Bush said that our kids must be taught how to read. He said if his aides never learned to read, they'd never be able to tell him what's in the newspapers every day.

We had President Obama on the show last night. I think the president enjoys visiting NBC because we're the only place that has lower numbers than he does.

In an unlikely pairing, Hillary Clinton made an appearance this week with Newt Gingrich to push a health care plan. The press is making a big deal out this thing with Newt but, hey, if anyone knows how to appear in public with a man she can't stand, it's Hillary.

When they said "Make love, not war" at Woodstock, they never imagined that one would become as dangerous as the other.