Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors.

Martha Stewart is now under house arrest. So she'll go to her $40 million 153-acre estate. So she's going from the big house to an even bigger house.

Actually, the University of California says they may start a marijuana research center. Really? I thought the University of California was a marijuana research center.

Here is a very inexpensive costume idea. Wear a re-elect Obama button and go out as a journalist.

When they said "Make love, not war" at Woodstock, they never imagined that one would become as dangerous as the other.

Vice President Cheney is also on vacation. He's in Jackson Hole, Wyoming. What better place for a guy who has had 4 heart attacks than a place with thin air, rugged hiking and all-beef dinners? Why don't they get some snow for him to shovel while he's out there, too?

I don't want to say Gray Davis is on the run, but today he released an audiotape on the Al Jazeera network from his underground bunker somewhere in the Sacramento area.