New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.
Jay LenoYou've got Bush and Gore headed to the Supreme Court. You've got George W. Bush's intelligence will be pitted against Al Gore's honesty. This is more like a case for small claims court.
Jay LenoResearchers in England say tall men are more likely to have more children than short men. Here in America we call that the NBA theory.
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