Ambition beats genius 99% of the time

Fox News has changed its slogan from 'Fair and Balanced' to 'See, I told you so!'

The White House is now urging Americans not to 'read too much' into last week's jobs report. In fact, they said it would be best if you didn't read it at all.

Scientists say they have developed a car that can run on water. The only catch is, the water has to come from the Gulf of Mexico.

The lead story on MSNBC was the news that there was nothing new to report in the Gary Condit story. So remember when there is nothing new to report, MSNBC will be the station not to report it first.

I guess you heard, Hillary Clinton has a new campaign slogan: "I've fallen and I can't get up!"

It's cold out. It's even cold in Florida. So cold today that Katherine Harris put on a third layer of makeup.