It is said that life begins when the fetus can exist apart from its mother. By this definition, many people in Hollywood are legally dead.

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you.

Remember the good old days when the only bomb you had to worry about on a plane was the Rob Schneider movie?

The lead story on MSNBC was the news that there was nothing new to report in the Gary Condit story. So remember when there is nothing new to report, MSNBC will be the station not to report it first.

The latest issue of GQ magazine, John Kerry talks about what a man should look for in a woman. GQ? If John Kerry is going to talk about what he likes in a woman, shouldn't it be in Fortune or Money magazine?

You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.

Thanksgiving, when the Indians said, "Well, this has been fun, but we know you have a long voyage back to England".