It is said that life begins when the fetus can exist apart from its mother. By this definition, many people in Hollywood are legally dead.

There's this big pie in show business, and you physically can't eat the whole pie. If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough. The real trick is not to try to get the whole pie, but to keep the biggest slice.

I feel bad for people who die on Valentine's Day. How much would flowers cost then, ten grand?

The lead story on MSNBC was the news that there was nothing new to report in the Gary Condit story. So remember when there is nothing new to report, MSNBC will be the station not to report it first.

Speaker John Boehner complained that Barack Obama ordered the U.S. military into combat in Libya without clearly defining the mission to the American people and Congress. See, apparently, you're only allowed to do that when invading Iraq.

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.

It’s being reported that the economy lost 95,000 jobs in September. And that’s just people leaving the White House.