According to a survey in this week's Time magazine, 85% of Americans think global warming is happening. The other 15% work for the White House.

I was watching Discovery Channel the other day, and you know that they have come up with a new theory about how dinosaurs was wiped out? It was a midturn election.

Anybody who gives their car to a valet isn't a car guy

Kentucky Fried Chicken.. KFC... Keep Fooling Customers.

And under the new guidelines issued by the Obama Administration, Federal agents will not pursue pot-smoking patients in states that allow medical marijuana. This new policy is called 'Don't Ask, Don't -- What Was I Talking About?'

You see the pictures in the paper today of John Kerry windsurfing? He's at his home in Nantucket this week, doing his favorite thing, windsurfing. Even his hobby depends on which way the wind blows.

Paris Hilton got 45 days in jail. A lot of people were upset about this - they were hoping for the death penalty.