According to a survey in this week's Time magazine, 85% of Americans think global warming is happening. The other 15% work for the White House.

With the presidential debates right around the corner, John Kerry is going to play Mitt Romney to help the President prepare for the debates. That's kind of a stretch; a rich white guy from Massachusetts playing a rich white guy from Massachusetts.

Know what the Taliban leaders like to do for fun? Just sit around and get bombed.

If you restore a car, and you're making money, then you're doing it wrong.

Today, President Barack Obama promised to 'detect and pursue' American tax evaders, as opposed to his first 100 days, in which he detected and nominated American tax evaders.

As Miss America, my goal is to bring peace to the entire world and then get my own apartment.

Texas Gov. Rick Perry referred to the Mexican city of Juarez as the most dangerous city in America. In his defense, he probably just thought it was an American city because there were so many Mexicans there.