The White House says that the unemployment rate is good news because it means more people are looking for jobs. More good news like that, and everyone at the White House will be looking for jobs.

Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street

The leaders of the Taliban said today that killing bin Laden won't solve the problem. But, you know, it couldn't hurt.

I don't know why people are surprised the French don't want to help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France.

The Olympics start on Friday, and Russia is implementing the most intensive security in Olympics history. During the games, the government will monitor every email, every social media message, and listen in on every phone call. In fact, people are even comparing Russia to the United States, that's how bad it is.

How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to let their kids take a leak?

With high definition TV, everything looks bigger and wider. Kind of like going to your 25th high school reunion.