Last night, we had the first gubernatorial debate. Some people are criticizing Schwarzenegger for not going. They say Arnold goes around telling people he cares, everything is going to be great, forget about everything he did in the '70s. Hey, it worked for George Bush.
Jay LenoCNN said that after the war, there is a plan to divide Iraq into three parts: regular, premium and unleaded.
Jay LenoHoward Dean is a politician, a medical doctor and a Democrat. So he has three reasons to tell women to take off their clothes now.
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