Congratulations to President Obama on being reelected president of the United States. Turns out it is not all bad news for the Republicans. It seems that depression is covered by Obamacare.
Jay LenoCorporations complained about [safety] regulations, but let's face it, people walk away from accidents now that would have killed them when I was a kid
Jay LenoAt the Sharper Image store, I saw a body fat analyzer. Didn't that used to be called a mirror?
Jay LenoSarah Palin has admitted she tried marijuana several years ago, but she did not like it. She said it distorted her perceptions, impaired her thinking, and she's hoping that the effects will eventually wear off.
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