The White House begun airing their TV commercials to re-elect the president, and the John Kerry campaign is condemning his use of 9/11 in the ads. He said, it is unconscionable to use the tragic memory of a war in order to get elected, unless of course, it's the Vietnam War.

George W. Bush loves golf because it's like the election--low score wins.

Financial experts are saying we are entering a new chapter in the American economy. I believe it's Chapter 11.

Sarah Palin has admitted she tried marijuana several years ago, but she did not like it. She said it distorted her perceptions, impaired her thinking, and she's hoping that the effects will eventually wear off.

One thing about mildly dyslexic people - they're good at setting everything else aside to pursue one goal.

Scientists say they have developed a car that can run on water. The only catch is, the water has to come from the Gulf of Mexico.

There is now a $5 million dollar bounty on Osama bin Laden. Which marks the first time in history there has ever been a bounty on a guy's head who wears Bounty on his head.