"I am not just another notch on your belt?" she asked him. "Of course not." he said as he put a mark on the chalkboard.

Today the United States has admitted that after months and months of searching, we still have no idea where Osama bin Laden is. Osama bin Laden? We can't even find Kenneth Lay.

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree...and think 25 to life would be appropriate.

With high definition TV, everything looks bigger and wider. Kind of like going to your 25th high school reunion.

President Bush says he has just one question for the American voters, 'Is the rich person you're working for better off now than they were four years ago?'

More and more details coming out now about spoiled rich kid Osama bin Laden. Time reports this week he was one of 52 kids. Mother must be exhausted. This guy inherited $80 million at age 13 and has since expanded it to $300 million through construction, smart investments and gas and oil investments. This way, he can use the money in his war against capitalism.

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.