"I am not just another notch on your belt?" she asked him. "Of course not." he said as he put a mark on the chalkboard.

(The Weakest Link) is fascinating program. They ask a bunch of people questions and they keep getting rid of the dumbest person, so just the smartest person is left. It is kind of the opposite way we elect a president.

Show business is like Champagne. You'll appreciate it more if you don't drink it everyday

If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.

You know, it shows how old I am. I can remember the good old days when the president picked the Supreme Court justices instead of the other way around.

One critic in the L.A. Times said John Kerry looks like he is thinking too much. Well this is one place President Bush has him beat.

At Ken Lay's funeral service the minister compared him to Dr. Martin Luther King, Junior. The difference is Dr. King had a dream, Ken Lay had a scheme.