Well, there's a bright side to this for Ken Lay. You know, throughout the years Ken Lay has been a big campaign contributor to the Republican Party. So now, he'll be able to meet with those same people when he goes to prison.

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it.

Rick Perry has made so many gaffes lately, it is hard to tell if he's running against President Obama or Joe Biden.

Ann Landers said that you are addicted to sex if you have sex more than 3 times a day, and that you should seek professional help. I have news for Ann Landers: The only way I am going to get sex 3 times a day is if I seek professional help.

It looks like Rudy Giuliani is out of the race. Finally, a Republican with an exit strategy.

I think there's one more thing Perry can forget, too: Being president.

Show business is like Champagne. You'll appreciate it more if you don't drink it everyday