Did you know that 10% of all Americans have not had sex in 5 years? I didn't know there were so many Republicans.

It looks like President Obama has a new campaign slogan: 'Yes I Did.'

If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.

President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner played golf this weekend. Obama’s handicap is Joe Biden.

The White House is defending President Obama's sports activities over the past week, saying that everyone needs leisure time. Thanks to these economic policies, 9.5 percent of Americans have all the leisure time they need.

Actually, Joe Biden looked pretty good. In fact, Joe's popularity has gone from 1% to 2% last week to 3% today. At this rate, he could win the nomination by the year 2032.

Martha Stewart was found guilty on all charges. You know what that means, stripes are in this year.