Did you know that 10% of all Americans have not had sex in 5 years? I didn't know there were so many Republicans.

The car was the iPhone of the 20th century. Kids these days don't have to drive anymore. They just go there virtually.

Barack Obama's daughters are very smart. They told him they will take the same responsibility for the dog that he is taking for the economy. That way, if the dog leaves a mess in the White House, it'll be cleaned up by future generations.

Form 1040 was chosen by the IRS because for every $50 you earn, you get 10 and they get 40.

Thanksgiving began in 1621 when Native Americans sat down with a bunch of undocumented pilgrims. They had dinner and the pilgrims never left.

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

(The Weakest Link) is fascinating program. They ask a bunch of people questions and they keep getting rid of the dumbest person, so just the smartest person is left. It is kind of the opposite way we elect a president.