It's cold out. It's even cold in Florida. So cold today that Katherine Harris put on a third layer of makeup.
Jay LenoStephen Hawking is getting a divorce. That's scary. If the smartest guy in the world can't figure out women, we're screwed.
Jay LenoThanksgiving, when the Indians said, "Well, this has been fun, but we know you have a long voyage back to England".
Jay LenoIraq began destroying those missiles they don't have over the weekend. See, President Bush may be the smartest military president in history. First, he gets Iraq to destroy all of their own weapons. Then he declares war.
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