President Bush listed his income as $822,000. You know what John Kerry calls someone who earns $822,000? Not even worth dating.

Yesterday morning Facebook was temporarily offline, leaving millions of workers unable to do anything except their jobs.

A new study shows that the child population in San Francisco is dwindling and in fact San Francisco has the smallest share of children of any major city in the United States. That's odd, huh? For some reason couples in San Francisco don't seem to be reproducing as much as couples in other cities. Gee, I wonder what the problem is there? You think it might be something in the Rice-A-Roni?

A German psychologist says that women talk more than men because they have a bigger vocabulary. But, it evens out because men only listen half the time.

As you may have heard, the U.S. is putting together a constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? Think about it - it was written by very smart people, it's served us well for over two hundred years, and besides, we're not using it anymore.

You know who Boehner is, right? He's that orange looking guy. See, for Republicans that counts as diversity.

This Tony Haywire guy, whatever his name is, he told the BBC on Sunday that he believes the new oil cap that they've installed will eventually capture the vast majority of oil spewing from the well. You know, if they could capture half the BS spewing from Tony Hayward, people would be thrilled.