Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

The Taliban has asked Osama bin Laden to voluntarily leave the country.They said they delivered him a note asking him to leave, which is a pretty goodtrick considering they claim they don't even know where he is.

If politicians all told the truth, we'd be out of business.

When a candidate walks away from a reality show, that's when you know they're serious about being president of the United States.

The FBI is urging all Americans to beware of any letters or packages that have badly misspelled words. Man, this is going to be terrible news for the rap industry.

President Bush spent the day calling names he couldn't pronounce in countries he never knew existed.

Neural scientists at M.I.T. say they can plant false memories in your brain. No, that is not new. Politicians have been doing that for years. They’re called campaign promises.