In People magazine, Madonna said her life has been exhausting since she started her world tour. She said there isn't a second of her life that isn't taken up looking after her family or thinking of her show - her day is filled with problems of work and family. Someone should tell her, everyone else calls that, life.
Jay LenoEvery year Steve Kaufman supports the charity “Love Ride” by donating a painting to this cause.
Jay LenoIf President Obama really wants to hurt the Syrian government, don't send cruise missiles. He should send over some of his economic advisers.
Jay LenoWhen you work with your hands, you learn to appreciate how easy it is to earn money talking.
Jay LenoA second Homeland Security official has been arrested, a 49-year-old guy named Frank Figueroa, he was caught exposing and fondling himself to a teenage girl in a shopping mall in Florida. Do you realize? If Osama bin Laden was a 14-year old girl, we would have had him by now. ... Who is going to start protecting us from the Department of Homeland Security? ... It kind of makes you long for the good old wholesome days of the Clinton administration.
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