The Flinstones wore furs, they ate red meat, and had a stoneage philosophy. In fact, they were the first Republicans.
Jay LenoGeorge W. Bush says he spends sixty to ninety minutes a day working out. He says he works out because it clears his mind. Sometimes just a little too much.
Jay LenoIf you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.
Jay LenoWe live in what's called an open society, which of course means they open our emails, open our phone records, and open our medical records.
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