Con artists are using Obamacare confusion to sign people up for fake health insurance. The scammers lure victims with false promises like, 'If you like your healthcare plan, you can keep your healthcare plan.' The scammers will tell you that, so you have to be careful.

Changing the story until you believe it.

The difference between Men and Women is that Men love The 3 Stooges, and Women think they're assholes.

President Obama has begun a three-state bus tour. I believe the three states are: Confusion, Delusion, and Desperation.

The United States military is now using the music of Metallica and other heavy metal bands to break the will of Saddam Hussein supporters to get them to talk. Theyre blaring heavy metal music at them. That should make the artist feel pretty good, huh? Put your heart and soul into your last CD and the Army is using it to torture people.

For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.

The report on climate change said that humans are very likely making the planet warmer. To which Hillary Clinton said, 'Hey, can't blame me for that one.'