All I ask is that you tip your waiters and waitresses. We have to turn this situation around.
Jay LenoThe crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.
Jay LenoAttorney General John Ashcroft said there is a new credible terrorist threat. He said everything is under control; not to panic. And then he went back to his harmonically sealed bunker.
Jay LenoHere is a very inexpensive costume idea. Wear a re-elect Obama button and go out as a journalist.
Jay LenoHey, Barack Obama had to give up his Blackberry. He's the first wired president. ... He might have to give his Blackberry because of security reasons. Because they're easy to hack into. In fact, when Obama heard he might have to give it up, he said, 'OMG! WTF?' I mean, he couldn't believe it.
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