President Bush listed his income as $822,000. You know what John Kerry calls someone who earns $822,000? Not even worth dating.
Jay LenoThe CEO of The Cheesecake Factory is now warning that Obamacare will be very costly. Hey, The Cheesecake Factory is one of the reasons we need Obamacare in the first place.
Jay LenoA German psychologist says that women talk more than men because they have a bigger vocabulary. But, it evens out because men only listen half the time.
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