Now this really annoys me: All these people getting on the Internet and saying Nostradamus predicted this. If Nostradamus were alive today his name would be Miss Cleo and he'd be charging $2.99 a minute.
Jay LenoSome sad news, President Bush's lapdog passed away. Gee, I didn't even know Tony Blair was sick?
Jay LenoThere are reports on the news tonight that members of the Taliban feel persecuted and fear their own safety. So now they know what it is like to feel like a woman in their country.
Jay LenoDo you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street
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