Well, Harry Reid and other members of congress, they're just furious over this Olympic uniform deal. He says we should burn the uniforms, and it's an embarrassment and a disgrace. Not as embarrassing as congress constantly borrowing money from the Chinese, but still embarrassing.

To give you an idea how bad the American economy is, Mexico is now calling for a fence along the border. Stay on your side!

A new study shows that the child population in San Francisco is dwindling and in fact San Francisco has the smallest share of children of any major city in the United States. That's odd, huh? For some reason couples in San Francisco don't seem to be reproducing as much as couples in other cities. Gee, I wonder what the problem is there? You think it might be something in the Rice-A-Roni?

Al Gore has found a new job. He is going to teach journalism at Columbia University, which is ironic isn't it? The guy who did all the coke winds up going to the White House, the guy who didn't do coke goes to Columbia.

If any job should give you a company car, it's the car bomb business.

You know what Ken Lay had for breakfast this morning? Shredded Wheat.

President Obama said he plans on training 10,000 new math and science teachers. How about teaching math to that economic team of his?