I've lost some weight. I am on that new Obama diet. Every day I let Vladimir Putin eat my lunch.
Jay LenoIf you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.
Jay LenoIt seemed that after he was killed, Gadhafi's body was stored at a commercial freezer at a shopping mall. It's one thing to hunt a guy down and shoot him twice in the head, but then to drag him to the mall? Come on, guys hate that.
Jay LenoTonight the Republican presidential candidates had a big debate, 10 candidates. The last time that many rich white guys got together, I think Exxon merged with Mobil.
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